Joy Behar is the latest victim of an epidemic

LOS ANGELES - Joy Behar is the newest celebrity to fall victim to… THE AVOCADO HAND!

Joy was absent from The View this week because of an injury she got while cutting an avocado. Joy told viewers:
“Saturday night … I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife. I stuck the knife into the pit [of the avocado] to get it out. I never had pain quite so intense, it was awful.”

Avocado Hand is no joke! Joy’s hand ended up infected and she had to spend the night in the hospital.

“It’s real and the doctor said, ‘We get this all the time’… I’m only gonna buy ready-made guacamole.”

We’re right there with you, Joy!